"Well, partner, what we got here is a little ol' toy car, lookin' like it's ready to hit the dusty trail. This here contraption's got four sturdy wheels and a sleek, shiny underbelly. It's got some writin' on the bottom, tellin' us it's made in Malaysia and sportin' the Hot Wheels brand. This lil' fella's got a purple coat and looks like it could outrun a tumbleweed in a windstorm. I'd reckon we call this beauty the 'Purple Stallion.'"